what rhymes with sloth? rape

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9/11.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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BIG PENIS

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Your mom.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Scott

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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