An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

thumb_up thumb_down -5

chuck norris is a little b|tch

thumb_up thumb_down -7

P0P T4Rt

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

thumb_up thumb_down -133

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

thumb_up thumb_down +52

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

thumb_up thumb_down +46

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What didn't last long? You in the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops