- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Goat balls.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Obama

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Kenny G

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

i have aids and a chode

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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