- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

women's rights

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Female Athletics

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

France never surrender.

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