Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Oh...okay, good.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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women's rights

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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