What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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women's rights

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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