- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A American seeking into mexico

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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