- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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