- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Grace Ackerson

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call your mom? Mom

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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