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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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