- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

womans having rights.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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