- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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