- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Nickelback.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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