- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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