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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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