Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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