Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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