- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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