Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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