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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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