- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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