Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's red and can sing? Elmo

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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