Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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