What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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autistic kids rock

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Anti Joke

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