- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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