Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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