If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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HEY!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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