What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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