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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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