- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Knock Knock Come in

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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