- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How old are you? 7

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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