A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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