- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Racial Equality

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

your face

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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