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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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