- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Y u do dis?

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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