Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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