- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Chris Bosh's neck

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Women's Rights..

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.