- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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