- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Uh... What was emulating again?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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