- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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