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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do black people eat? Food.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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