- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the zebra cross the road?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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