- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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