Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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