I literally died laughing

Christ is a conspiracy

Waseem is a hard worker.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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