A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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