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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

GOODBYE

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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