KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

a man was shot.... he died

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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