"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

When life throws knives at you, run away.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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