What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why are white people white? I don't know

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

It says so on your cap.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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