- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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