What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Justin's life

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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