Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

whats black and strange a paki

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

knock knock who's there? faith

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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