- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Where's my baby??

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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