"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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