Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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