What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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a. why? b. because

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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