Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

whats black and strange a paki

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Urban ghettos

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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