- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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