- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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