What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Women's rights.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Robin, get in the car, please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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