- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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