- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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