I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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