- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heskey time.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Robin, get in the car!

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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