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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Matthew Baker

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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