Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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WNBA

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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