Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A women left the kitchen.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Your so gay, that you like men!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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