- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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