- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

women's rights

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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