What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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