- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A man died.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

hashtags suck balls

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Take part of what?

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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