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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

womans having rights.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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